Crafted from the collected hair of Sasquatch nests, the BombTech Explosions Golf Towel is a fine display of craftsmanship and durability. Rugged yet supple, strong yet lucid, woven from the noble and capable hands of Hobbits from the Shire, this towel rivals the finest Egyptian cotton or the coat of Himalayan mountain Yaks. The colors compliment the environment much like the silky coat of Squatch melting into the flora and fauna of mountain terrain. The towel soaks water like an ocean sponge and dries like a sheet hanging in the wind. The towel is multi use and can be used as a picnic blanket, head cover, hanky, bib for the 19th hole or a kitchen dish towel. Recommend approval from the boss regarding the latter to ensure colors work with interior decor.
Overall, the towel serves a vital role in my medicor game of golf. Get yourself one.